Diary of a Hawaiian Princess


Guten Morgen. You may call me Jack. Some people call me Jon (my actual, real life birth name). Or Steve. Or 'you there'. Or ThunderGay (my superhero alias). Or Hawaiian Princess (my personal favourite moniker) - a nickname that stuck a while ago (a long, drunken story, I'll tell ya later).

Few of my likes: Boys. Snow (that falls from the sky). Drinking at my friends' houses. Shiny things. Cake. Penguins. Singing (really, really badly). Clothes. Posh coffee drinks. Anything I have to eat with chopsticks, because it turns dinner into a crane game. :p
Anything else you wanna know, feel free to ask. AND I follow back. :) MWAH.

My Twitter: @JJNeil1991

Letters to the Princess

Her Majesty's Guestbook

gigapoodle:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT

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askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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note-a-bear:

I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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sanastark:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

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bai-marionette said: she wears short shorts, i wear a prison uniform

chronic-genderbender:

She’s cheer captain and 

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