Diary of a Hawaiian Princess


Guten Morgen. You may call me Jack. Some people call me Jon (my actual, real life birth name). Or Steve. Or 'you there'. Or ThunderGay (my superhero alias). Or Hawaiian Princess (my personal favourite moniker) - a nickname that stuck a while ago (a long, drunken story, I'll tell ya later).

Few of my likes: Boys. Snow (that falls from the sky). Drinking at my friends' houses. Shiny things. Cake. Penguins. Singing (really, really badly). Clothes. Posh coffee drinks. Anything I have to eat with chopsticks, because it turns dinner into a crane game. :p
Anything else you wanna know, feel free to ask. AND I follow back. :) MWAH.

My Twitter: @JJNeil1991

Letters to the Princess

Her Majesty's Guestbook

Source: ruinedchildhood

ladyoftheshieldarm:

Aragorn being done with everyone’s shit

Source: ladyoftheshieldarm

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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Source: theonion

dajo42:

the show

dajo42:

the show

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders

Source: kylejosimmons

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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Source: roopop

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

Source: stability

thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

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Source: marmarbinks3

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

Source: herhmione